Once we went to the po's house for the fs meeting. I was on my way to the car to get something from the glovebox when I heard my wife shriek and then I heard a slap a thud and a someone fall. A brother was walking past her and deliberately got too close and rubbed his hand and crotch on my wife's Luscious Lopez-like bottom. She knocked him backwards over the chairs and he fell on his butt....LOL The po asked what happened and then delayed the actual going to service part for about half an hour so he could scold the brother.
The SOB still went out in service but would not accept my invitation to go in our group.....